People wearing clothing made from their dog’s hair.

via notcot.

I want. I need. I die. I must proclaim my dedication to truly crappy television.

via BWE

And by “stay home” I mean “not have a job.” Not that I would exactly stay home all the time. Because I would be in the gym 4 hours every day to look good in dresses like this:

And then I would spend the rest of the day in a painful leg-stretching machine trying desperately to become 5′9″.

Of course, if I didn’t have a job I wouldn’t be able to afford Phillip Lim dresses. What am I talking about? I can’t afford them now and I do have a job.

Reason #1

via Bluelines (damn, why’d they have to cancel that magazine?)

Reclaiming Miss Havisham analyzed this image. At first glance I was all “Ooh, that is a nice dress.” But it’s always this kind of dress that looks so nice on the model and then makes me look all midgety (yes, that is an adjective). And now I know why. I’m only like 5 head lengths tall, not 9.

I too would think there’s a bit of photoshop funny going on here except I’m pretty sure Camille is nearing 9 head lengths herself. I may need to test this theory.

I’ve seen Toast mentioned in a few places lately but as the weather warms up the appeal is increasing. I’m really into soft, gray tones lately.

Christie Dress

Pleat Front Linen Shift

As if that wasn’t enough, they also have bed linens that make me sleepy just looking at them.

via hoping for happy accidents

but the new jovovich/hawk fall collection may change all that…

via oh joy