With our one year anniversary this Wednesday (already?!) it makes me wonder why we didn’t elope to Africa. Or at least try to.

via The Lil Bee

I cannot wait for tonight. Cannot.

Apparently Somalian Pirates are only in it for the money (really? shocker!) and eat ” you know, normal human-being food.”

Thanks, Jon.

The Presidential Memorial Commission of San Francisco has proposed renaming the Oceanside Water Pollution Control Plant to the George W. Bush Sewage Plant.

Proponents of the renaming plan see it as fitting tribute to a president they contend has plumbed the depths of incompetence.

“We think that it’s important to remember our leaders in the right historical context,” said McConnell, a member of the group that was formed after friends came up with the renaming idea.

“In President Bush’s case, we think that we will be cleaning up a substantial mess for the next 10 or 20 years,” he said. “The sewage treatment facility’s job is to clean up a mess, so we think it’s a fitting tribute.”

via MSNBC

Forget the whole “firing-the-guy-for-preaching-Creationism-in-his-science-class” thing. Isn’t it enough that he used a science “device” to burn the kids’ arms?

Behold the Spectra.

via NotCot

Maybe I would have gotten more party invites if my peers were forced to include me.

via Karen

She’s always digging up real winners like the group of high school girls that thought it would be a swell idea to get pregnant and raise their kids together. Forget the fact that they are in high school. And clearly idiots. I mean that’s just disturbing. Even more disturbing that one of them slept with a homeless guy in order to get pregnant.

No one stopped to think maybe it would be a lot of responsibility? Or that they would have a devil of time finding prom dresses? Or that maybe, just maybe, kids are gross and sticky and something left to when you’re no longer a kid yourself?

It’s a sad world in which things like this happen.  And yet, aren’t you dying to know what the argument was about?

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again -

Anderson Cooper can be my boo