I can’t wait either!

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Full of bad acting and computer speed complaints.

It just gets more hilarious with each viewing. Trust me.

IN REAL LIFE!

Apparently Thom - I mean Shane West - is returning for a guest appearance. And here I thought he was in the middle of Pennsylvania at a sales meeting.

On Friday night we were discussing the upcoming SNL with Sarah Palin making an appearance. I mentioned that Mark Wahlberg was also expected to show up and THOM DIDN’T BELIEVE ME. He bet me $20 and guess who’s got his $20 now? You would think that he would know better by now. I always speak to the truth. After all, I had it on good authority that he’d stop by.

Here’s the sketch from a few weeks ago and Mark’s appearance from Saturday:

Say hi to your mother for me.

There’s genius and then there’s the entire reason why blogs were created (and why I continue to read 80 of them on a daily basis). If you watch Project Runway you will absolutely fucking D-I-E.

[And, if you don’t have me around all day to drive you crazy with Rachel Zoe-isms your phone can do the work for me. Thanks to I *heart* you.]

I want. I need. I die. I must proclaim my dedication to truly crappy television.

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